Covert Agent Gathers Proof of Document Destruction

An anonymous secret covert agent (Tom Bache-Wiig) captured photographic evidence of the pre-election document purge at Richardson City Hall today. While most of the residents were planning for a pleasant afternoon listening to uninformed current council members spread misinformation (a.k.a. - lies) at the city council forum on the east side of Richardson, from the Richardson Coalition Gang, city staffers were preparing for a busy day of removing documents for destruction. While some men want their legacy stored in libraries (you know, the buildings with books that one candidate very loudly proclaimed he very seldom visits), some do not want their secrets made public and will go to extraordinary length to prevent their disclosure. Who do you call to hide those secrets? None other than the Brinks Document Destruction Team.

Brinks Secure Document Destruction: "No matter what sensitive and confidential material your organization handles, from paper-based documentation to data tapes, CDs, DVDs and other electronic media, Brink’s Document Destruction can destroy it all—quickly and securely."

Some men want libraries filled with the papers, which paint a picture of the legacy of their service. Others? Not so much.

Full Disclosure Notice: Just in case you are dumb enough to think this a true post, or if you have an overwhelming desire to write a blog post proclaiming this post to be a rumor  , I am telling you here and now, it is just the use of humor. Some people do not have the good sense to realized that fact. That is the reason for this disclosure.

Them Are....Not Us Says Dunn. Well DUH

Question: Mr. Dunn. Last week at Owens forum you said “These questions are unfair to us” (giggles can be heard in the audience). Just who is us? (Laughter heard in the audience, and the candidates can be seen attempting to stifle their own laughter).

Mr. Dunn’s answer: “I, ahm, have read several of the blogs out there, and, when I say us, it is the opposite of THEM. They own the bar.(lots of laughter in the crowd) I guess this is going to be , uh, you know, the blonde, on, on, uh, on American Beauty or whatever. But, the RCA, to me, has their slate of candidates. They want to run the city, and get rid of all the good things the city had done. They were against the bond. They’re against de, da, ah, amount of compensated establishment whatever against the council that was there. So THEY are the against folks of I am, that’s, that’s us and them. So them are the RCA.”

After his answer about “who are us”, which wasn’t only not clearly answered, but wasn't answered at all, there was silence. Why the silence after the giggles and laughter? My guess, people were probably dumb struck and left wondering what it was Mr. Dunn was actually attempting to say.

Audio of Dunn's Question and Answer

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